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naomiknight-17:

btc-official:

she explode my penuis till i-

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i mean. she garlic bread. on my plate till i. eat the bread

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FUCK. she um uh she uh. garlic

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greek-mythographer asked:

who even are you. like what did you write

neil-gaiman Answer:

I have no idea. Let me see if anyone else in this ask place knows.

wabblebees:

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neil-gaiman:

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neil-gaiman:

asingerofdreams:

telebisou:

str0kethebigtree:

he was in arthur.

you’re thinking of Jill Eikenberry; I think this guy was an astronaut of some kind

that’s Neil Armstrong, I thought this guy was in How I Met Your Mother

That’s Neil Patrick Harris. I think this might have been the playwright who wrote The Odd Couple.

That’s Neil Simon. I think this is the musician who wrote Sweet Caroline.

That’s Neil Diamond. I think this is an astrophysicist

That’s Neil deGrasse Tyson. I think this is a river in Egypt.

That’s the Nile; I think this is the Irish guy who made the movies “The Crying Game” and “Interview with the Vampire”.

No no no, that’s Neil Jordan. I think this is the English author who helped write Good Omens.

You’re right! This is Terry Prachet’s tumblr. Good job everyone

ok I love this meme but like

Neil Gaiman actually was in Arthur.

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This is true.

what were you doing in a falafel

Let a man live

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vilkalizer:
“jackdaw-kraai:
“mrsargent:
“Also I can make a less insanely boring persona for myself if i’m not stuck with my real name and identity
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Has no one heard of stage names anymore this day and age? Or pen names? Not using your real name even...

vilkalizer:

jackdaw-kraai:

mrsargent:

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Also I can make a less insanely boring persona for myself if i’m not stuck with my real name and identity

Has no one heard of stage names anymore this day and age? Or pen names? Not using your real name even in indisputably professional settings is nothing new or scandalous

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How appropriate that i get a chance to use this image as it turns 10 years old :)))

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i like the garfield image


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